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A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch” “How much will you charge me?”
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”
“That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” he responded. The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes.”
A few hours later the blond came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already??” the startled husband asked. “Yes,” the blond replied, “and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
“Thank you,” the blond said, “And, by the way, it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.”
You went bonkers over the “hope you’re not too tired to read this” blog….well, here’s a new piece of information, hot off the grill…….
Soon the Smart Car will be….so last season….
Very soon we will have more ‘smart’ choices….how about the SMORVETTE?
Or maybe the SMAUDI A3 AWD?
Perhaps you would fancy a SMAMBORGHINI!
Who doesn’t love the SMORSCHE?
Or maybe you would rather have a SMERRARI..
Those are all great………but who doesn’t love the classic SMUSTANG??
(many thanks, Rea! I hadn’t seen a Smustang before!)
Check this out! As many curbs as I’ve hit, I might just need these tires! Resilient Tech has been testing these out for some time now, developing them for the military.
Its a radical new design by Michelin and made in South Carolina. They are the next generation of tires and have already been previewed in Philadelphia at a car show.
Here it is in motion….(wonder how it rides?)
These tires are airless and should be on the market soon….if they aren’t already. They aren’t so good for law enforcement, since spike strips will not be useful. But just think!! No more airing up your tires….no more fix-a-flat repair kits!
Not that I ever had to do that anyways!! Aaaahh….it’s good to be a girl….
And don’t forget to check out “what $4.00 of gas gets you“