It won’t be a long post because I have a delightful breakfast on the way. (Surely they can’t screw up oatmeal, right?)
Anywho..here’s my dilemma. Actually, there are two.
First of all, I have to go to the bathroom but the gentleman in front of me has leeeeeeaned his chair back so far, I am about 1 inch from a suspicious mole on his scalp. Second, the woman sitting across the aisle has a Kindle. The pickle I’m in is this…she has a clear protective cover on the front and it has many bubbles. Not only are there zillions of bubbles, but the top corner is also coming unstuck. It is daring me to lean out into the aisle and set it free.
I can’t stop looking at that corner…It’s practically waving and mocking me. And yes, I’m the girl, who, if invited to your house and has a teeny bit of wallpaper coming loose…….well, you know what I would do, and I apologize in advance.
So, I am going to try to wash down this oatmeal and close my eyes.
Pray she doesn’t go to the bathroom, because that cover is mine…